Haley, Sanjaya and both men named Chris all have off
nights
Not many singers give a more high-energy effort onstage than Gwen
Stefani. The lead singer of No Doubt, who also has a solo career,
is known for music and dance moves that rev up the dullest engine.
But paradoxically, the 10 remaining American Idol finalists
reacted to her coaching by singing like they had the parking brake
on.
A very demure Stefani, dressed like she was auditioning for a
remake of The Stepford Wives, offered calm and sedate advice. The
contestants responded with calm and sedate performances, somehow
turning a show designed to showcase Stefani and her favorite songs
into something more appropriate for a Muzak competition.
Not everyone played it safe. Melinda Doolittle was great as always,
Jordin Sparks continued to surge, and LaKisha Jones, Gina Glocksen,
Blake Lewis and Phil Stacey pleased the judges. But ultimately
there wasnt a whole lot to remember from this one.
LaKisha Jones, 27, Fort Meade , Md.: Jones kicked off the show by
motoring around to Donna Summers Last Dance. It was her typical
strong vocals, but Jones still seems to lack some of the vibrancy
onstage that her rivals Melinda Doolittle and Jordin Sparks have
been exhibiting. Still, it was a strong start. Simon called her 30
years younger than she sounded last week, which is a neat trick
since nothing says young and hip like Donna Summer. You did it
like a true fly diva there that was hot, Randy added.
Grade: B+
Stay or go? Apart from the general misfortune of going first, shes
on solid ground.
Chris Sligh, 28, Greenville , S.C.: Sligh sang Every Little Thing
She Does is Magic by The Police, and was the first of many
contestants who looked less than comfortable with his selection.
Stefani told him to watch his tempo, and something was definitely
off in the performance. The rhythm was out of synch, and he looked
like he was overthinking his performance. None of the judges
thought much of it. I was off. It was my bad, Sligh finally
admitted afterwards.
Grade: C+
Stay or go? Sligh wasnt great, but plenty of others were equally
mediocre. If the same people who have kept him in the game thus far
don't slack off on their text messaging, he should be OK. But he
still put himself in the danger zone.
Gina Glocksen, 22, Naperville , Ill.: Glocksen made a great song
choice in picking Ill Stand By You, hoping to steal a little of
the vibe of the original by The Pretenders. The performance was a
lot better than last weeks, but her voice never really rose as
powerfully as it should have on the chorus. It still seems like she
cant cut loose when she needs to. But Simon called it her best
performance, and the judges were all impressed.
Grade: B+
Stay or go? Glocksen came through with the performance she badly
needed here. Shes likely safe.
Sanjaya Malakar, 17, Federal Way, Wash.: Its like Malakar knows
that he cant do anything to get voted off the show, and wants to
test exactly how far he can press his luck. He picked Bathwater
by No Doubt, sang with what looked like a dead bird on his head,
and was pretty much a mess until the last 10 seconds of the song.
Its a hard song, and he chose it
so good luck for him, Stefani
said before the performance. But clearly Malakar already has more
luck than a gaggle of leprechauns, or he would have been gone weeks
ago.
Grade: D
Stay or go? I dont think it matters what we say anymore, Simon
said. Hes probably right. But theres no reason that he should
still be around next week if voters make their pick based on
performance.
Haley Scarnato, 24, San Antonio , Texas: Scarnato sang True
Colors by Cyndi Lauper, and was blandly boring. Stefani was
worried that shed do too much with the song, but the opposite was
true. Its a song that needs a powerful voice to keep it from
becoming something other than a Hallmark card set to music.
Instead, Scarnato was sweet but forgettable, as Simon said.
Grade: C+
Stay or go? Scarnato is likely to find herself in the bottom three,
and could be a candidate for elimination.
Phil Stacey, 29, Jacksonville , Fla.: Stacey sang Every Breath You
Take by The Police, and was solid, if unspectacular. I didnt
know you were that good, Stefani said. She doesnt have to worry
hes really not. The vocals were fine, but he was one of many
contestants who played it safe.
Grade: B-
Stay or go?: Stacey didnt do anything to change opinions of him
one way or the other. Hes flirted with danger before, and may be
in trouble again.